Things My Roommates Say

Unfortunately, February has marked a month of very little blogging. I have been busy with school work and I've recently become addicted to Fifa Ultimate Team on Fifa 12 and Borderlands. Basically I've spent free time playing video games instead of blogging. However, I did have an idea for a blog post or possibly even multiple posts that require very little work from me. I mentioned in a recent post that I have very little in common with the people I live with at school. The differences in our personalities and interests reach incredibly comical levels. I often find myself amused and or disgusted with a rather large portion of their dialogue. Usually I hear this crap while I'm doing homework at night, but practically every time one of them opens their mouth. I wish I had this idea earlier, but I am going to record the things they say here for our enjoyment.

Bozo

I was going to get up at eight today, but that didn't happen. The thing is, I'm still going to 2/3 of my classes, I just have so many of them.

This is our last chance, we're about to be professional business men. I think we should pull the job.

Dude, you can't drink everclear.

Dude, you can't bring your girl. Not if we're going to be planning this thing out.

Did you hear I got hit with reckless driving?

The Valentine worked. It kind of sucks because I have to buy her drinks now.

You're gonna have to hit him in the face, but I thought you would like that.

I'm just gonna feed the kid whiskey.

Dude, we need another goon.

That girl **** said she was fantasizing about me in class.

I piped some gross chick at the bar. Now I have to figure out how to handle it.

He's a ginger, a walking vagina.

This is gonna be so much easier since I'm making up my sources.

I still can't believe Jay was sleeping next to the dead body, holy shit.

Not much, I've been smoking and drinking a lot. Living the life.

You know what the sexiest thing is about that girl? Her voice. I just wanna fuck the shit out of her.

She wanted to f**k in the woods.

I was riding it from behind the whole night.

She has like 40 condoms. She said "you gotta help me use all these."

There were pictures of her boyfriend EVERYwhere.

For all the emotional stuff she can go to her boyfriend, for all that bullshit. She can come to me for dick.

Two of the last three girls I've fucked have boyfriends. Shows how much that means.

I'm good for dick, and dick only.

Bozo's Sidekick

I don't know, that girl never even accepted my Facebook friend request.

I think that kid's pretty cool if he's bringing up three kegs this weekend.

Do you believe in love? I don't even know what I would say to that.

I used the name "Bozo" for one of my roommates because that is his code-name among some of my friends at school, so they all know what I'm talking about. And by all, I mean that three people probably know who I'm referring to. His sidekick is another one of my roommates who tends to follow Bozo around. I gathered the dialogue above over the course of roughly two weeks. I will continue to listen for the duration of the semester and most likely will post some more of the ridiculous things I hear. Sometimes its funny, and sometimes its extremely annoying, aggravating, or makes me wish I had ear plugs.

Blogging in general has been at a standstill, at least from the perspective of readers looking for more posts. Get it, because barely anyone reads this shit! However, I have been working on some pieces, I've just been real slow putting an entire post together. My last post, which is dated the first of this month, even though I started and wrote the majority of it on the last day of January, touched on the good mood I was in. I can gladly say that I have maintained this happiness over the course of this month, but it sure has been busy. This upcoming weekend is the first one in which I will not be attending a track meet since I arrived back from winter break and my some of my former roommates are supposed to be visiting this weekend. What perfect timing! Should be a great weekend!

Trending For the Best

I remember going through high school and remember enjoying each year better than the last. Happily, I can report that I feel the same way about college because I think senior year is shaping up to an exciting and enjoyable collegiate climax. Fall semester of senior year I had a good set of classes with some great professors, especially Dr. K, one of the most likable people I've ever met. I would also like to note that I spoke with the Legendary Dr. K on the phone once, too! Cross that off the list of things to do. Classes so far this semester will be more of a pain in the ass in my estimation, mainly because I have two accounting classes that will cause me pain all the way until graduation. However, enduring until graduation is possible and there are plenty of things to distract me from my dislike of the subject. I would also like to announce that I have gained one more reader, adding on to my impressive total that I can still count on one hand. The new reader is a former teammate of mine from high school and one of my very good friends for so many reasons. Here's a shout out to him:

Actually, now that I'm looking at this picture of him eating some type of uber-sub, I am reminded of another time we dined together back circa sophomore or junior year of high school. I was at my house with three friends from the high school track team, we were playing Halo I believe. My parents decided to order a pizza and the special pizza offer for the week was some sausage pizza with lots of meat on it. I remember when my dad asked us if it was okay to order that pizza my friend, pictured above, said something about enjoying a sausagey sensation in his mouth. I need say no more.

Getting back to more current news, today was a great day. The highlight of the day was lunch, which I had with a lovely young lady. I am speaking of my friend that spent last semester studying abroad in Italy. She's the one I mentioned something about cooking dinner for this semester, but that might come later on. This was the first chance we had to really speak since she got back and it was quite enjoyable. We were able to visit for just about an forty-five minutes before parting to go to class, but it certainly was a quick forty-five minutes. Hopefully we'll be hanging out on a regular basis this semester, but at this point, she's probably the closest female friend I have ever had.

I can't help but realize how much I don't have in common with my roommates. I actually find it quite funny, I do have some similarities with them and we get along just fine, but the dissimilarities are staggering. Mainly because they smoke all day and I tend to do work, blog, read, or play video games. Sometimes we play video games together and watch sports together, but outside of that I don't really do anything with my roommates. But enough about that, I'm in a good mood today and I can't even find the words to complain about anything and do it justice. So I'm going to take a look at things that I find enjoyable for various different reasons, hope you enjoy.

Are those dildos in his hands?

Fractured Tibia! I don't want to see any patients lying around in bed!

Holy shit! There it is revealed in all of it's glory, the mystery of the name Toninho revealed. The unveiling of my true name comes because I could no longer hold on to this priceless image from a game of Words with Friends with Chase. Please continue to observe this picture and appreciate it for what it is. Also, the previous stream of photos and videos sums up what I do with my free time. What can I say, I just enjoy to laugh and entertain myself.

Well, it is past midnight now and I need to get some sleep. I hope you got a laugh or two out of this post, but I'm just in a good mood and thought I would share some happiness with everyone! I'll be back soon to shed light on topics I find interesting!